Lessons Learned in 3 Months

1. Maylee is a really good physical trainer but she goes overboard with the squats! (actual picture of me to the right)
2. She has a third level of scream but reserves it for when no one else is around but her daddy. I think her mom told her I was partly deaf and now she overcompensates.
3. Parents can't be satisfied. When she's only sleeping 2 hours at a time we fuss about it and pray for more rest. Then when she sleeps 7 hours straight we have a mirror under her nostrils looking for signs of life.
4. Human hands are underappreciated by grown-ups. They are quite fascinating - try putting them real close to your face and then rotating them around slowly.
5. My precious child replete with bald head and tongue sticking out resembles a white, female version of Michael Jordan. She's our MVP!
6. She likes worship time but isn't big on the preaching (not enough cooing in the sermon!)
7. A "Maylee Sandwich" is daddy kissing one cheek and mommy kissing the other. Jason's Deli would be a trillion dollar company if they could figure out how to sell that - its the best thing ever (and low calorie)!
8. The wheel was a good invention. The Baby Bjorn was a great invention!
9. Maybe Maylee should be in a Maybelline commerical. Those eyelashes are beautiful, luxurious and long!
10. Math is fun. 3 months = 82 dropped pacifiers on unclean surfaces + 25 times the phrase "but it fell nipple up" was said + 25 times we said "it doesn't matter - wash it" + 32,678 giggles and smiles + 18 extremely mind blowing pouty bottom lips + 2 smiles at Harvey (Zero for Toby) + 32 "urps" + 2 outings completely without Miss Maylee (it was weird!) + 1 supermom + 1 blessed dad + countless blessings.

Here's a few of those 32,678 giggles......